Remember when MAGA (née Tea Party) morons freaked out over Barack Obama doing things like … oh, I don’t know … fist bumping with his wife?

Or how about when he wore the infamous tan suit?

Remember how those were the most horrible things that defaced the noble office of the presidency?

So let’s play “If Obama…” (From Robert Harrington on Substack):

If Obama had been convicted of 34 felonies.

If Obama had a much younger woman who was clearly besotted with him, follow him everywhere 24/7.

If Obama made billions of dollars while president.

If Obama sold 600,000 “gold” telephones for $300 and delivered only a tiny number of cheap, tacky phones made in Taiwan after more than a year’s delay.

If Obama had said, “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

If Obama demolished the East Wing of the White House.

If Obama started an illegal war for no consistent reason, a war that drove up prices, a war no one wanted, a war with no end in sight.

If Obama alienated our allies and praised our enemies.

If Obama charged investors $100,000 a month for advanced insider information that could affect the stock market.

If Obama verbally insulted and humiliated members of the press who didn’t agree with him or asked him for evidence to support what he was saying, especially if they were women.

If Obama had been legally adjudicated a rapist by a US District Court judge.

If Obama had been best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

If Obama had been mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files but only released half of them, and that half had been heavily redacted.

If Obama constantly lied and contradicted himself about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein.

If Obama let the Department of Homeland Security get away with murdering American citizens whose politics he didn’t like.

If Obama had said, after being asked about the suffering of the American people due to rising gas and grocery prices, “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. Not even a little bit.”

If Obama constantly lied. If Obama stank. If Obama was vulgar and ungracious and stupid. If Obama bragged constantly while putting others down. If Obama had the vocabulary of a 12-year-old. If Obama fell asleep during cabinet meetings. If Obama was hateful…

… would you be okay with that, so long as he didn’t wear a tan suit?

What about it, Fox News?

What about it, Jesse Watters?

What about it, MAGA?

The racist Republican Party and their leading scumbag (Kentucky’s own Schrödinger’s senator, Mitch McConnell) went out of their way to undermine everything Obama tried to accomplish and proudly admitted it:

The GOP brainwashed their easily duped prepubescent-MAGA “Tea Party Patriots” to the point where obviously ignorant people made obviously stupid comments on national television. Like this:

How did the GOP make that happened. Here’s Mitch’s Senate debate with Alison Lundergan Grimes from more than a decade ago:

I remember this well.

The Affordable Care Act is Obamacare. Kynect is Obamacare. Mitch was flat out lying. Republicans dubbed the Affordable Care Act Obamacare, because they knew their racist base and low information voters would think in their feeble brains “It have Black Man name! Black Man bad because he Black Man!! I no like because BLACK BLACK BLACK!!!”

Mitch knew Kentuckians loved Kynect. So, he said the Kynect website would be saved, but Obamacare should die, knowing that Kynect would die with it.

Bluegrass voters fell for it. And how is that ending up for us? (From The Economist):

MAGA and its leaders are wads of toilet paper you flush after a severe case of diarrhea. The fact the media, and Fox News in particular, sane washes everything the Orange Menace does, after criticizing one of the most decent men ever to occupy the Oval Office should sicken every one of us.