Mitch McConnell, Kentucky’s senior U.S. senator, is dead and alive at the same time, but:

1. Our presidential wannabe governor, who has been told by government insiders that Mitch is dead, is missing his best opportunity to take the national spotlight. He should force the issue saying we need someone in Washington (preferably alive) to represent our interests. Instead, he sits around and does nothing. Here’s the best reaction to that inaction:

2. The political columnist at our local rag has declared, “There’s nothing to see here! Move along!” This happened days after that same columnist wrote about what a scumbag Mitch has been.

3. MAGA mutants, like the ones in the following video, are crying over their crumpets about the incivility of people demanding to know if Mitch, who tripped over himself getting a right wing goon to immediately replace a dead U.S. Supreme Court justice, is alive.

And we wonder why we’re living a state in which the quality of life is sapped every day by the policies inflicted on us by dead/not dead guy.

Since things with a lot of words confuse low-IQ voters adored by the Orange Menace, I’m keeping this simple. Lots of pictures, just like in a children’s book: