Why would the Herald Leader want to remind the senile flatulent Orange TACO of this?

A concerned and inquisitive President Donald Trump made headlines in February when he said he’d inspect the United States’ gold supply, housed at the U.S. Bullion Depository at Fort Knox, about 90 miles west of Lexington.

His concern: “Maybe somebody stole the gold.”

Elon Musk, Trump’s former budget-cutting adviser, and Republican senators encouraged Trump to check on the gold amid unfounded claims it was missing, according to the Associated Press. At a February event in Washington, Trump told Republican governors he was nervous about the status of Fort Knox gold.

But nearly four months have passed since then, and there’s been no bullion buzz involving Trump and Fort Knox.

So did Trump, or any other high-ranking White House official, ever check on the country’s gold supply?

Nope.

Here’s the thing: If he ever did get in, someone would have to take an inventory to compare how much gold was there when he arrived and how much was there when he left. We know he puts important government items in the bathroom of his Florida resort. And, God knows, based on this photo, he probably wants to redecorate with a new gold toilet:

So stop reminding him!

In case you don’t know the guy at the top of this post, I’ll just say he had one of the greatest lines in movie history: