The Orange Menace’s tariffs have knocked down the stock market, created international tensions and just reduced America’s standing in the world. So now. Kentucky distillers are being screwed because a certain MAGA moron doesn’t understand that when you try to screw over nations, nations will screw you over.

And if you think the incontinent narcoleptic Orange Chia Pet of the hair plugged South African Space Nazi knows anything about how the economy works, read this. The headline says it all: Trump Tariffs Send Dow to 1600-Point Decline, Dollar Slumps

U.S. markets slid Thursday in their steepest declines since 2020, as investors grappled with the threat that President Trump’s new tariff plan will trigger global retaliation and hurt the economy.

Major stock indexes dropped as much as 6%. Stocks lost roughly $3.1 trillion in market value Thursday, their largest one-day decline since March 2020.

The Dow industrials dropped 1679 points, or 4%. The tech-heavy Nasdaq, which powered the market higher for years, was down 6%, pulled lower by big declines in Nvidia, Apple and Amazon.com. The S&P 500, which fell 4.8%, and the other benchmarks suffered their sharpest declines since the early days of the Covid-19 pandemic.

Meanwhile, the bottom feeders representing Kentucky’s GOP congressional districts are still in hiding, too cowardly to hold town halls and hear the pain of their constituents.

If they continue to refuse to do anything to stop the madness, people are going to starve to death. But they don’t care. They’ve been sucking on the Space Nazi’s teat and are feeling fat and satisfied. They want the country destroyed so they can keep sucking.

But you already knew they suck, right?